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    Police are looking for a man selling cheap velcro....apparently its a rip off.
    Smoke me a kipper...I'll be home in time for breakfast

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    Quote Originally Posted by BusaSteve View Post
    Police are looking for a man selling cheap velcro....apparently its a rip off.
    Yeah I had a mate got hooked by that scam, he asked that the cops keep him in the loop on investigations
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    i'll pretend you didn't know she was 13

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    Mary had a little lamb
    She also had a duck
    She put them on the mantelpiece
    To see if they would fall off

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    Someone just broke into my house and stole my new Limbo stick.
    Just how low can these villains go.
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    What did the dyslexic timekeeper say ?
    Tonight the cocks go black .

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    Twister is my favourite party game, hands down.

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    YUK!!!!

    I was having a rabbit stew and found a hare in it!!!!!!
    " Imagination is the seed of life..."

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    Just at Coles in the spice section and a bag broke...

    Now I have Thyme on my hands.
    " Imagination is the seed of life..."
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    Just got back from the doc
    Maybe didn't go so well
    He said 'You have acute hearing.'
    I'm like 'I don't wear earrings.'
    " Imagination is the seed of life..."

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