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    What do you call an Asian lady with one broken high heel?.....Lim Ping
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    Knock knock "whos there" interrupting cow "interru" MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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    Five best things I've ever done..
    1) Get a bike
    2) Divorce
    3) Learn to ride
    4)Get another bike
    5) Get a project bike
    " Imagination is the seed of life..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by GsxInShed View Post
    Five best things I've ever done..
    1) Get a bike
    2) Divorce
    3) Learn to ride
    4)Get another bike
    5) Get a project bike
    Good to see learning to ride is in the mix...
    The only thing wrong with a perfect ride to work is that you end up at work.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crobbo View Post
    So lame...
    I guess that's why they're called Dad jokes and not Mum jokes...
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    Why do Swedish warships have bar codes on the sides?

    So that when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
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    Q: What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?
    A: Tennish.
    One owner. Only driven gently on Sundays. Sold to best offer. First to see will buy. Reward offered for safe return. Coming soon to a cinema near you. Available for a limited time only.

    My waterbed broke this morning. Oh, I don't have a waterbed. Bugger.
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    A washbasin is trying to enter your house. Let that sink in.
    "Service to others is the rent you pay for your room here on Earth" ~ Mohammed Ali
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    Having just recently found the corpse of Joe 'two guns' Moloney in the concrete footings of a new building a police spokesman was heard to say 'Ah well at least he's set for life'
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    Men wear Gstrings

    What do women wear.???

    Fan belts
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    Shouldn't that be "fanny belts?"
    Quote Originally Posted by Gippo
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    Electricity is a wonderful thing. Do you realise that of we didn’t have electricity we’d be watching television by candle light?
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    What You See

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    What do you call a man who marries another man?








































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    I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
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    Who was the fattest Knight at the round table?

    Sir Cumference

    Why was he so big?

    He ate too much Pi

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    The tenth Fast & the Furious movie should be called Fast 10: Your Seatbelts
    "Service to others is the rent you pay for your room here on Earth" ~ Mohammed Ali
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deborah View Post
    The tenth Fast & the Furious movie should be called Fast 10: Your Seatbelts
    Or... the story of 10 furious wankers
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    I have an EpiPen. My friend gave it to me when he was dying, it seemed very important to him that I have it.

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    My friend says to me what rhymes with orange? I said no it doesn't
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    I saw 3 kittens in a tree.. So I grabbed a rock.

    Two outta tree...ain't bad.
    " Imagination is the seed of life..."

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