A plumber dies and is accidentally sent to hell. After a few days God realises the mistake and rings Satan asking to send him up to heaven. Satan says no way!...he's fixed all the leaking taps got the heat running good and next week he's gonna fit new bathrooms. Let me talk to him says God...cant says Satan he's out playing golf. We'll sue if you dont send him back up to us says God...yeah right! says Satan and where you gonna get a lawyer?