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    When I was younger I dated a redhead named Amber..

    We just never knew when to stop.
    " Imagination is the seed of life..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Para045 View Post
    Fuckin hell mate if you'd seen my sister you'd prefer Bubba
    She the spitting of you and you'd be right ...hahahaha, actually she's not that bad....


    Last edited by BusaSteve; 26-10-2017 at 01:59 PM.
    Smoke me a kipper...I'll be home in time for breakfast

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    Quote Originally Posted by GsxInShed View Post
    When I was younger I dated a redhead named Amber..

    We just never knew when to stop.
    dating a redhead chick is one hell of a fortune because you will never know when to stop!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BusaSteve View Post
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    She the spitting of you and you'd be right ...hahahaha, actually she's not that bad....


    She's put on a few pounds since then! She also said you need to practice your "oral" technique if you really want to keep her satisfied
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    I'll have to sprinkle her with five tons of Johnson and Johnson's then she'll have to fart to give me a chance of hitting the spot.
    Smoke me a kipper...I'll be home in time for breakfast

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    Quote Originally Posted by BusaSteve View Post
    I'll have to sprinkle her with five tons of Johnson and Johnson's then she'll have to fart to give me a chance of hitting the spot.
    That's hilarious!

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    I've been getting really bad stomach pains!!!!


    Doc reckons it's my staple diet...
    " Imagination is the seed of life..."

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    Costume party

    Host: What are you?
    Me: A harp
    Host: Your costume's too small to be a harp.
    Me: Are you calling me a lyre?
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    I hate spelling errors. You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined.
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    "Take it with a pinch of salt", my grandad always used to say. Lovely man. Made horrible tea.
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