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    What do you call a young wizard who loves golf?

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    Smoke me a kipper...I'll be home in time for breakfast

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    You: no way!
    Vegan: no whey!
    Cosmonaut: no weigh!
    Native Guide: know way.
    I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it. Well maybe not to the death, I have this thing on Wednesday. But I'll give an accurate description of your assailant to the police. Over the phone. I'm not leaving a name.
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    Let me get this straight--Odysseus eludes the Sirens, he's a hero. I do it and I'm "evading arrest"?
    I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it. Well maybe not to the death, I have this thing on Wednesday. But I'll give an accurate description of your assailant to the police. Over the phone. I'm not leaving a name.

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    Everyone is complaining about the new Pokémon movie, but also you want more Pokémon content. You can’t pikachus what they give you
    I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it. Well maybe not to the death, I have this thing on Wednesday. But I'll give an accurate description of your assailant to the police. Over the phone. I'm not leaving a name.

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