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    'Win every argument'. by Con Trarie

    'Understanding Space' by Cos Mose.

    'Basic Teaching'. by Liszn M Tolkin.

    Duhhuh..?

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    My dad was brutally murdered two weeks ago .
    Its only now i can look back and laugh .

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    Fractions for the Masses by Lois Carmen DeNominator
    Deborah - the Official Biography by Paul Ife-Choices
    Confessions of a Gigolo by Amanda Huggenkiss
    Top three reasons my jokes are like immunisations: (1) I think they make the world a better place (2) They sometimes sting a little (3) Not enough people get them.

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    Knock knock


    Who's there?


    Mayonaise


    Mayonaise who?


    Mayonaise have seen the glory of the coming of the lord...














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    Wild flowers by Dan D Lion.

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    Smoke me a kipper...I'll be home in time for breakfast

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    I want more fables on my desk, AESOP!
    Top three reasons my jokes are like immunisations: (1) I think they make the world a better place (2) They sometimes sting a little (3) Not enough people get them.
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    Guide to Home Loans by Mort Gage
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    Cut n paste Para?

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    Even worse than his spotted posts.. and I thought that was impossible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pnork View Post
    Even worse than his spotted posts.. and I thought that was impossible.
    He missed a few 😜
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    Quote Originally Posted by GsxInShed View Post
    Cut n paste Para?
    Of course, fucked if I'd take the time to type all that out


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    Even worse than his spotted posts.. and I thought that was impossible.
    Those I do type as that is what I see
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    It must be opposite day, as I was the one about to type tl;dr

    Anyway, what idiot called it a wind turbine and not power of a turny?
    Top three reasons my jokes are like immunisations: (1) I think they make the world a better place (2) They sometimes sting a little (3) Not enough people get them.

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    An noble politician, an honest banker and Santa Claus were walking down the street and saw a $20 bill.
    Which one picked it up??

    Santa! The other two don't exist!
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    Top 5 Christmas Carol cover bands:

    - Sleigher
    - Awreatha Franklin
    - Faith No Myrrh
    - Nine Inch Noels
    - Saint Nickleback
    Top three reasons my jokes are like immunisations: (1) I think they make the world a better place (2) They sometimes sting a little (3) Not enough people get them.
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    I had a dog named Minton who had an unfortunate habit of eating shuttlecocks....



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    "Always look at where you want to go, never at where you are afraid to go" - My riding instructor
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    By all accounts it was a highly charged meeting. (I didn't go, I was feeling a bit flat).
    Top three reasons my jokes are like immunisations: (1) I think they make the world a better place (2) They sometimes sting a little (3) Not enough people get them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by okitoki View Post
    Full of Alkilonics?
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    "I just picked up an awesome new dishwasher..."

    "How do you find it..??"

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