Aww yes, this weekend!
Aww yes, this weekend!
Race is on at 5am Monday for me (Melbourne)...Monday is an RDO...Win
Schedule for viewing on FTA via Channel One
Date Time Grand Prix
*27 Mar *0430-0630 *2017 MotoGP Grand Prix of Qatar
*10 Apr *0430-0600 *2017 MotoGp Grand Prix of Argentina
*24 Apr *0430-0600 *2017 MotoGP Grand Prix of The Americas
*07 May *2130-2300 *2017 MotoGP Grand Prix of Spain
*21 May *2130-2300 *2017 MotoGP Grand Prix of France
*04 Jun *2130-2300 *2017 MotoGP Grand Prix of Italy
*11 Jun *2130-2300 *2017 MotoGP Grand Prix of Catalunya
*25 Jun *2130-2300 *2017 MotoGP Grand Prix of Netherlands
*16 Jul *2130-2300 *2017 MotoGP Grand Prix of Germany
*06 Aug *2130-2300 *2017 MotoGP Grand Prix of Czech Rep.
*13 Aug *2130-2300 *2017 MotoGP Grand Prix of Austria
*27 Aug *2400-0130 *2017 MotoGP Grand Prix of Great Britain
*10 Sep *2130-2300 *2017 MotoGP Grand Prix of San Marino
*24 Sep *2130-2300 *2017 MotoGP Grand Prix of Aragon
*15 Oct *1530-1700 *2017 MotoGP Grand Prix of Japan
*21 Oct *TBC *2017 MotoGP Grand Prix of Australia - Quali
*22 Oct *TBC *2017 MotoGP Grand Prix of Australia
*29 Oct *1730-1900 *2017 MotoGP Grand Prix of Malaysia
*12 Nov *2330-0100 *2017 MotoGP Grand Prix of Valencia
October is gonna be a hard month on the riders. Damn.
Good month for us though, haha.
Same thing each year. 3 back to back to back.
Pretty full on.
The greatest excitement comes from besting who you were yesterday.
Oh yeah, they did.
In that case, move along, nothing to see here.
hey guys is there a tipping comp this year?
2017 MOTOGP PREVIEW Ė ON YOUR MARKS, BITCHES
I feel that Rossi has great chance of winning his tenth title this year.
Heís contracted to Yamaha until the end of 2018 and if he doesnít win this year, he will certainly have another go next year. And who knows? The mad swine might even sign for another two, or just do wild card appearances from time to time. Ezpeleta will burn every rule book and have sex with parrots if Rossi asks him to.But of course, I have other feels. And I feel that Marquez is not well disposed to letting Rossi win the title just because itís the polite thing to do. Nor does Rossiís new team-mate, Maverick, who is already riding his new Yamaha at speeds those Haldron Collider geeks actually masturbate to.
But I feel Maverick isnít all that fussed about Rossi. He wants to gnaw on his childhood foe Marquez like he used to. He wants to crack his fellow Spaniardís femurs, and pour the rich marrow down his neck. And then stab him with the jagged ends. And seeing as theyíre both just out of their teens, Spanish, and oozing immortality hormones like dock-whores ooze Saturday nightís jizz, their battles will be epic. And possibly end in tears.
These tears may well be augmented by Iannone, who has painted himself with sniper targets and is riding a motorcycle that isnít enthusiastically trying to murder him on every corner. The Maniac wonít know himself. But heíll know enough to take out his well-used penis and skin it in the sweaty faces of the two young Spaniards every chance he gets.George? Well, George may be quick. Or George may be slow. Or George may crash a lot. No-one knows. Not even George.
But what everyone knows is if it rains, George will cry and break things in his trailer. His team boss, Gigi, has his work cut out for him this year. Heís already set to cutting what he hopes are aerodynamic holes in the Ducatiís fairing and installing magic boxes full of spells on the bike. So no-one can say he didnít try.
The Ducati is quick, but only when Stoner is riding it Ė and heís not racing again no matter how many coins you toss into the wishing well.
Itís kind of quick when Dovi is riding it, but that poor bastard is quickly replacing Pedrosa as the worldís ugliest bridesmaid, and will be there to pick up the pieces, or spend many teary hours with Dr Costa in the Clinica Mobile. Itís hard to say. George may well smash him in the face with a wheel if he starts beating him on the Ducati.Yak? Well, Yak is the only rider out there whose contract is up at the end of this season. So heís nothing if not motivated. Heís been given a good engine this year, and we love him and want him to win because heís Australian, drinks piss out of his boot, and speaks funny to the wog media. Itís all or nothing for Yak in 2017, and if itís nothing, then look out WSBK.Iím think Bautista and Barbera will be seen from time to time, possibly as they make bow waves of kitty litter and try to avoid crunching into Lowes, who will spend many angry moments digging his bike out of gravel traps all over the world.Brad Smith is really only racing Crutchlow, and since we get the Pommy feed, there will be unseemly levels of excitement from the commentators each time Bradly is devastating the mid-field in his charge to other parts of the middle of the pack.
Karel Abraham is only riding in MotoGP because his daddy owns sex-slaves in the Czech Republic (he owns that too) and the upper echelons of Dorna put on the best parties, andÖwell, you know how it is. Stay out of everyoneís way, Karel. Thereís a good boy.Rins and Redding? Well someone has to come 12th, donít they? Though Iím feeling that Rins may want to make a name for himself. Heís got some mongrel in him and Redding does have his neck tattooed, so Iím hoping their might be some weighted handbag action in the pits at some stage.
That kind of leaves Tits Rabbit.
Poor bloke will probably start self-harming himself after Race Two. But there are still some bones he hasnít broken, so he could well spend the season focusing on that.
I see a lot of Rossi fans getting behind Vinales, which is strange considering he's Lorenzo 2.0 (I like Lorenzo btw).
Is there a tipping league for how long until Rossi fans turn on Maverick?