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    ^^^^ you know life is like a box of chocolates.....By the time you get the damn wrapper off you don't want it anyway.." ^^^^
    " Imagination is the seed of life..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by DQ View Post
    Did you TPHFB?

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    The sporran joke worked like a cold teaspoon.

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    Off topic but warning on kilts. A friends son looked resplendent in his kilt at his eighteenth birthday party. Until his phone went on Vibrate in his sporran.
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    Quote Originally Posted by =Maz= View Post
    Cool story.
    Good on Mart for taking you out.

    I, like many, had bad experiences when first doing things...if I really wanted to do them, I didn't let the bad experiences stop me.
    Na I haven’t given up, it was just a setback, now I know people to ride with who only give me encouragement and positive comments.
    Queen of denial[COLOR="#ADD8E6"][/COLOR]
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    Quote Originally Posted by cleopatra View Post
    Na I haven’t given up, it was just a setback, now I know people to ride with who only give me encouragement and positive comments.
    Come and do a level 1 ridedays at Collie, guaranteeing that you'll learn shitloads. I recently did a level 1 in the pouring rain for the first time on any track. There's one coming up on the 10th February (hopefully dry this time), the coaches are excellent and you spend equal time on the track and classroom. Some sessions there was much more classroom time.

    Food for thought.

    http://www.mcrcwa.com.au/cms/index.php/ride-days
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    Quote Originally Posted by BillyBoof View Post
    Come and do a level 1 ridedays at Collie, guaranteeing that you'll learn shitloads. I recently did a level 1 in the pouring rain for the first time on any track. There's one coming up on the 10th February (hopefully dry this time), the coaches are excellent and you spend equal time on the track and classroom. Some sessions there was much more classroom time.

    Food for thought.

    http://www.mcrcwa.com.au/cms/index.php/ride-days
    Riding in the rain on a level one i would have thought would have been unusual but it makes for faster learning as you certainly need a lot more skill in the rain.

    That sounds a good idea cleopatra and you should take it up ,these days with no backyard or bush around where you live you can't ride the trail bike to learn anymore before you get your license.

    Just don't give up like i did and spend years before you try again.
    Mate stick to the facts not a fantasy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cleopatra View Post
    now I know people to ride with who only give me encouragement and positive comments.
    you don't need those kind of people in your life,
    Hoonaholics Garage

    "It’s not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen would."
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    Quote Originally Posted by GsxInShed View Post
    ^^^^ you know life is like a box of chocolates.....By the time you get the damn wrapper off you don't want it anyway.." ^^^^

    No, life is just a bowl of All Bran, you wake up in the morning and it's there.
    Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.
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    Two more fucking hours!
    30 days of abuse to release.
    I’ll be back here by midnight.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GreenMeanie View Post
    Two more fucking hours!
    30 days of abuse to release.
    I’ll be back here by midnight.
    Midnight... you can do better.
    Ride to feel alive.
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    Well! Hello.
    I’m back again.
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    HHa hhahahha GM you funny bastard!!!!!!!
    " Imagination is the seed of life..."

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    Same ol’, same ol’
    30 days.
    I’ll be singing Johnny Cash’s ‘Fulsom Prison Blues’.
    I have and edge.
    3 SIM cards.
    At least 3 different profiles.
    Any suggestion of new names?
    All my school buddies and old work mates are banned too.
    Do you think they compare testicle photos to check your identity. Obviously their face recognition software is clever than I thought it was.
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    First profile completed.
    B.J. Often
    Used Mrs. Doubtfire pictures of prove of my identity.
    Waiting on confirmation.

    - - - Updated - - -

    I was going to use Mart ‘s photos but I couldn’t say I was a Motorcyclist in my profile.
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    Egg timer was about right... *love you*
    "Heaven doesn't want me, and hell is afraid I'll take over"
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    Major Bumsore.
    Not sure what pic you'll use tho.
    All I've got and more for #294...RIP Chris Adley
    #158...RIP James Thompson

    Quote Originally Posted by Ryanoceros View Post
    Wooohoo !! Fucking 10/10 ride. Cheers for that Aari, you really conditioned my sphincter
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazelnutty View Post
    Egg timer was about right... *love you*
    The salt was a tad damp.

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    Quote Originally Posted by =Maz= View Post
    Major Bumsore.
    Not sure what pic you'll use tho.
    I could use the usual ‘selfie’.
    You know? The one Selwyn Toogood got banned for using.
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    Look at all this ‘Goodness’! I can’t believe so much happiness can be found in a box.
    The project begins.


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    Is it made of the same stuff airplane black boxes are?

    Because then it would survive an accident instead of turning into hundreds of expensive pieces...

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    I have started a new part time career.
    I’ve become a Blogger.
    Bloggers serve no useful purpose in life, I find myself fucking near over qualified in something.
    Finally!

    My Blogs will review Dating apps on iPhones. (I don’t have An Android device.)
    This weeks ‘in focus’ App is Happn. This one.


    If you are a Stalker or wish to become one, this App is for you.
    Your nights of endless waiting in some dark or dimly lite area, hoping by chance, a potential Girlfriend will stumble passed in a alcohol induced coma are over.
    This App allows you to just drive around and pick your victim, I mean ‘Date’.
    The App notifies you when a ‘Girlfriend is in your vicinity.
    Like so.



    It is as accurate as a GPS guided Cruise missile, loading the odds in your favour your Cruise missile finds a target.

    Tha App also allows you to communicate with your potential 16 year old Skoolie gf. You can send ‘Icebreaker’ messages, “My neighbours are a shit load cuter than yours.”

    Once you have decided on your choice of gf you then start a little romancing.
    You know where she was at a certain time on a Tuesday. You then be in the vacinity at the same time on another day.
    A pattern emerges or it doesn’t.
    Some gfs are just sluts. They take the romance out of it by informing you where they work in there Happn profile. Too easy.
    All that is left for you do is drive passed a couple of times and you have worked out what days they work. What hours and it is really easy to see whether they are driving, what car they drive, or what bus stop and bus they may take.

    This App scores 10/10.
    It is so good, it should be illegal.
    Get onto it before it is.

    Happy hunting!
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