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    Science Humour

    For example:

    Saturn is a gas planet, so if you put in the bath, it would float (but it would leave a ring).

    or

    Continental breakfasts should be served on tectonic plates

    Come on, I know you can do better/worse (or Schrödinger's joke - simultaneously better and worse).

    Pics too, if course. Just avoid putting too many pics in one post as most of us on Australian internet speeds.

    GO!!

    or not, I'm not the boss of you.
    Top three reasons my jokes are like immunisations: (1) I think they make the world a better place (2) They sometimes sting a little (3) Not enough people get them.
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    What's the difference between a board and a plank?
    Boards can change, but Planck's constant.
    Don't live life being scared of death, live in the fear of not truly living. RP 2012

    I'm a BOM rider, that is, I need to check the Bureau of Meteorology before riding!
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    I was up all night wondering where the Sun had gone; ... then it dawned on me.
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    Trying to think of some science puns but I'm outta my "element"
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    Heisenberg is riding along on his motorbike when he gets pulled over by the police. Policewoman says "Do you know
    how fast you were going?".

    Heisenberg replies "No, but I know exactly where I am".
    Spiral out, keep going...

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    i've been reading a book about anti gravity, it was hard to put down
    I cant help it if your perceptions don't match my reality


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    My mate reckons he has the smartest duck ever.

    I saw him... all he does is 'Quark!'
    " Imagination is the seed of life..."

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    Never trust an atom. They make up everything.
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    Why are there no night clubs on the moon?.....no atmosphere

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    If a Mars a day helps you work rest and play... how come a moon ends up in court?
    Smoke me a kipper...I'll be home in time for breakfast
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    Don't live life being scared of death, live in the fear of not truly living. RP 2012

    I'm a BOM rider, that is, I need to check the Bureau of Meteorology before riding!

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    Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar.
    And doesn't.

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    Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.
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    Pavlov's dog ...seems there is more to this manipulation thing.....than meets the aye.
    " Imagination is the seed of life..."

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    Do you know any jokes about Sodium Hypobromite?
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    What is the fastest way to determine the sex of a chromosome?
    A: Pull down its Genes!

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    Chemistry cat FTW:


    The best of chemistry cat

    Also:


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    Quote Originally Posted by agrid View Post
    Do you know any jokes about Sodium Hypobromite?
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    A couple of biologists had twins.

    They named one Jessica and the other Control.

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    A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage.

    He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

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    There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binary. And those who don't
    Last edited by Dr. Venkman; 14-02-2017 at 12:24 PM. Reason: fix spelling error
    DO NOT TOUCH - Probably the most unsettling thing to read in braille.
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    Two men walk into a bar.
    One says, "I'll have a glass of H2O"
    The barman brings him some water and he swigs it down.
    The second guy says, "I'll have H2O too."

    He died.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Venkman View Post
    A couple of biologists had twins.

    They named one Jessica and the other Control.

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    A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage.

    He says, "No, I'm traveling light."
    Ima just gonna geek out here and suggest you watch an old Dr Who episode called Ghost Light...


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    Have you heard of Pavlov's dog?
    It kinda rings a bell..
    This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time
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    Helium walks into a bar. The bartender says "Fuck off, we don't serve noble gases here". Helium doesn't react.


    (This one needs to be primed by telling an Arrrr based pirate joke first, e.g. What's a pirate's favourite motorbike? An Arrr-1)
    What's a pirate's favourite chemical element?
    (They'll probably guess Arrrrgon?)
    Gold you dumbass.


    Einstein, Newton, and Pascal are playing a game of hide and seek.
    Einstein covers his eyes and counts. Pascal runs off and hides. Newton draws a 1m square on the ground and stands in the middle of it.
    Einstein opens his eyes - "Aha, Newton, I've found you!"
    "No, you've found a Newton over a square metre - you've found Pascal."
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