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Thread: Noisy slip on in Crawley. A community service announcement.

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    Noisy slip on in Crawley. A community service announcement.

    Anyone know this Kwaka owner in Crawley behind Trinity? Heís about to have open rebellion and retaliation from neighbours. Rides down a narrow back lane behind the flats and apartments.



    Maybe if he enters from the main Park Road entrance to the Trinity College car park and trickle the throttle, tempers will settle.

    When your neighbours are complaining to the bloke on the Nedlands side with the 120Db black metal and his mate the drummer and his band practice, you know you have problems.
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    haha Gold.. like every person on my route between midland & mundaring when i ride the ZX... much hatred at 6.30am, i feel his pain

    the cops & citizens nearly ran me out of town, the old noise complaint is a big deal apparently
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    Link him this thread so he knows his bike looks like a piece of shit. That's ugly as hell and the slip on needs to slip off.

    I feel your pain though. A bloke in my street warms up his Harley every morning for 5 minutes just before 6am. Doesn't bother me as I'm up at 5.30am, but I'm sure the neighbours who wake at a more civilised hour are irked by it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Speed Dealer View Post
    Link him this thread so he knows his bike looks like a piece of shit. That's ugly as hell and the slip on needs to slip off.

    I feel your pain though. A bloke in my street warms up his Harley every morning for 5 minutes just before 6am. Doesn't bother me as I'm up at 5.30am, but I'm sure the neighbours who wake at a more civilised hour are irked by it.
    I laugh when I see it, we are the Nedlands side in the commercial zone. The flats across the road buffer the noise. and I'm deaf. Suffer you Crawley Hoi Polloi
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    Anyone up for a Crawley run?
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    but the only way to get good powwah outta the ninja 250 is to use a hectic open slip on.
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    Looks like the same exhaust he would have had on his Lancer/Mirage/Excel/Shitbox
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    Quote Originally Posted by TurboR1 View Post
    Looks like the same exhaust he would have had on his Lancer/Mirage/Excel/Shitbox
    lol. White excel in the carport.
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    I thought you said strap-on. Disappointed. But probably appropriate given the bike.
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    Exhaust is probably in inverse ratio to his willy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Speed Dealer View Post
    A bloke in my street warms up his Harley every morning for 5 minutes just before 6am. Doesn't bother me as I'm up at 5.30am, but I'm sure the neighbours who wake at a more civilised hour are irked by it.
    He's just trying to help make everyone a morning person.

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    An update... One of his neighbours had a chat with him. Seems his zorst is perfectly legal.

    What he doesn't know is a couple of doors further down lives a short fused block headed man from beyond Hadrian's wall. Old skinhead on roids.

    We sit out front with the popcorn waiting for the fuse to be lit.
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    Why create drama?

    Have your neighbours pester the Police with noise complaints until they resolve it. They'll eventually wait outside his property and sticker his bike.

    Problem solved.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Loud View Post
    Why create drama?

    Have your neighbours pester the Police with noise complaints until they resolve it. They'll eventually wait outside his property and sticker his bike.

    Problem solved.
    HA. Police do something? Yesterday I witnessed a pretty impressive car accident in the middle of the day. I was on foot and nearly got killed by one of the cars which ended up 25m from the initial impact and still sheared off a tree where it landed. No serious injuries but two completely written off cars, a blocked intersection, coolant and shit everywhere, and the fire fighters found drugs in the guilty party's car when they were cutting into it to disconnect the battery. They called the police on the radio asking them to attend so drug addled fuckstick didn't have a chance to leg it and he could be arrested. We were less than 2km from a police station, waited for over an hour, and the cops never came. Why do your job when you don't have to? His insurance will cover him despite the fact that he was driving high as a kite and nearly killed a couple people and he gets away scot-free .

    I saw two speed cameras on my commute home though. They aren't getting slack with the revenue cameras. Serious crimes, pfffft.
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    You hoons are giving all us real motorcycles a bad name. I haven't broken any road rules in a month !
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryanoceros View Post
    You hoons are giving all us real motorcycles a bad name. I haven't been caught breaking any road rules in a month !
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    little end bearing. best describes as the sound of 'A little black man with a hammer in your engine'. big end sounds like a bigger black man...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Loud View Post
    Why create drama?

    Have your neighbours pester the Police with noise complaints until they resolve it. They'll eventually wait outside his property and sticker his bike.

    Problem solved.
    They are a strange breed these Crawley people. Carrots up their arses and they know best so they bitch to each other about the most minor of things and then totally overreact. Us on the Nedlands side think it quite a laugh.

    This young bloke with the Kwaka is a soft target though, when one street away we make industrial strength noise at all hours.

    They gave up whinging about me and the drummer next door 8 or so years ago when we gave them permission to come across the border for Friday drinks.
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    see they were claiming they caught the loudest bike in Australia from a sting they did in Melbourne few days back.... 124Db, obviously never managed to get close enough to just about every sports bike in Perth at 12k
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