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    NSFW - Name their sex-tape

    This comes from a thing I like to do with a member of this forum, who shall go nameless (because I can't recall her user name on here). To raise the sophistication of our dialogue, we often respond to each others' phrases with the non-sequitur "Name of your sex tape".


    Inspired by Jake Peralta from Brooklyn-99


    I'll give an example for the non-initiated and then go through the rules (yes, there are rules)

    Quote Originally Posted by potato View Post
    there will always be whingers

    Rule 1. - must be a non-sexual comment or part of comment taken out of context to appear inappropriately sexual here
    Rule 2. - you may delete words from a comment to change the context (that's the whole idea) but must not type anything in yourself
    Rule 3. - nominate as many users as you like, but you are limited to one sex-tape title per user

    To demonstrate rules 1 & 2, If you were to name my sex tape, you might choose this first part of the comment:
    Quote Originally Posted by Deborah View Post
    Please don't take this the wrong way,
    ,
    but this second part of that quote would not be suitable
    Quote Originally Posted by Deborah View Post
    but you can suck my dick
    . After all, no need to be vulgar.

    TO demonstrate rule 3, I will not be able to quote Potato again. Plenty of fish in this sea:
    Quote Originally Posted by Barfridge View Post
    froths at mouth
    Quote Originally Posted by chew View Post
    give some one else a laugh
    Quote Originally Posted by TurboR1 View Post
    got it in my hand
    You get the general idea.
    "Service to others is the rent you pay for your room here on Earth" ~ Mohammed Ali

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deborah View Post
    A thing I like to do with a member
    Title of Deborah's sex tape.


    Nine-Nine!
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    How very dare you. Also:

    Quote Originally Posted by Loud View Post
    Sounds frustrating
    Name of Loud's sex tape.
    "Service to others is the rent you pay for your room here on Earth" ~ Mohammed Ali
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryanoceros View Post
    you really conditioned my sphincter
    am I doing it right ?
    Rest in Peace

    #294


    Quote Originally Posted by GreenMeanie View Post
    A note for CM's. Don't be fucking girls. You can pass anything. Just fuckin' "Nail It". Take ya panties off you faggots.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryanoceros View Post
    am I doing it right ?
    Name of Ryanoceros' Sex Tape.

    Word is that, no, you're not.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Loud View Post
    Name of Ryanoceros' Sex Tape.

    Word is that, no, you're not.
    Left myself open for that one
    Rest in Peace

    #294


    Quote Originally Posted by GreenMeanie View Post
    A note for CM's. Don't be fucking girls. You can pass anything. Just fuckin' "Nail It". Take ya panties off you faggots.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryanoceros View Post
    Left myself open
    Yes. Yes you did.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deborah View Post
    Yes. Yes you did.
    Did I really?
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    G T

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    Affirmative.

    GT's sex tape:
    Quote Originally Posted by Green Trident View Post
    Beyond sad, approaching tragic.
    "Service to others is the rent you pay for your room here on Earth" ~ Mohammed Ali
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    Going to thread from a decade ago...

    Quote Originally Posted by Professor Redfern View Post
    By the throat
    Trying to think of a wise and sincere signature quote, but the only words that leap to mind are, "TITTY SPRINKLES"
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    Two for one in the same post.

    Quote Originally Posted by Shady7/8 View Post
    Circle jerk cumming
    Quote Originally Posted by Shady7/8 View Post
    Toys ejected firmly.
    Trying to think of a wise and sincere signature quote, but the only words that leap to mind are, "TITTY SPRINKLES"
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    Quote Originally Posted by TurboR1 View Post
    spread far and wide
    Sometimes it's too easy
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shady7/8 View Post
    Sometimes it's too easy
    Yes, yes it is.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deborah View Post
    Yes. Yes.
    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    Yes, yes.
    Two for the price of one?
    They hung a sign up in our town "If you live it up, you won't live it down"-Tom Waits
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    Goddammit I knew the one post rule would come back to bite me in the arse.
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    Hah.

    Quote Originally Posted by Deborah View Post
    Bite me in the arse.
    Trying to think of a wise and sincere signature quote, but the only words that leap to mind are, "TITTY SPRINKLES"
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