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    that face was priceless
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    Quote Originally Posted by okitoki View Post


    that face was priceless
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    Look at the body language...fully rehearsed ..

    Trump.s missus even fans her hair to make a point... and ..in the scheme of things 'she ' doesn't have to shake the fat cunts hand..... 2ic only .....

    ( trumps is a fag) and his partner wears dresses that are worth 6 mnths wages for most .....average 'mercans...fuk him....and his bitch.
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    Watch the whole clip, she shook his hand next.

    He was actually going for the crutch, not the hand as is his want.
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    Yamaha riders be like....
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    i made this up last week to stir up the old boys i work with

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    causing trouble for no reason haha, speed sign along my route

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hillz View Post
    causing trouble for no reason haha, speed sign along my route


    I guess it's a 60 K zone..???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hillz View Post
    causing trouble for no reason haha, speed sign along my route
    Are they just as bad as the big yellow fuckers they put in roadworks zones? Those things are almost never correct, they had one in Gidgegannup a while back and withing a week went from having me doing 13kmh under to 22kmh over while doing the 60kmh limit

    Trouble is you then get the idiots that take them for granted and trust them over their speedo
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    i'll pretend you didn't know she was 13

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    Mining summed up pretty well, love how there also taking the piss out of the bhp inductions.

    "Some people are like clouds. When they disappear it's a beautiful day"
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    Number 3 is good too

    "Some people are like clouds. When they disappear it's a beautiful day"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hillz View Post
    causing trouble for no reason haha, speed sign along my route


    sign is useless... didn't even trigger on the bike this morning
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    Quote Originally Posted by Para045 View Post
    Are they just as bad as the big yellow fuckers they put in roadworks zones? Those things are almost never correct, they had one in Gidgegannup a while back and withing a week went from having me doing 13kmh under to 22kmh over while doing the 60kmh limit

    Trouble is you then get the idiots that take them for granted and trust them over their speedo

    I don't understand why the normal speed limit doesn't resume until around 500m after the roadworks have finished.

    why not say 10m?

    are they worried that I'm so traumatised by the roadworks that its going to take me another 490m to recover sufficiently before I can resume normal speed duties?

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    Quote Originally Posted by gareth_oau View Post
    I don't understand why the normal speed limit doesn't resume until around 500m after the roadworks have finished.

    why not say 10m?

    are they worried that I'm so traumatised by the roadworks that its going to take me another 490m to recover sufficiently before I can resume normal speed duties?
    A few years ago they coned off an entire lane for about 2 kms before roadworks began and made it 40km the whole way. I think it was for bridge works just outside of Bunbury. Then, just to be arseholes, cops parked up about 3/4 of the way through so when people got the shits and sped up because there was no actual work around they got pinged.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alternate View Post
    A few years ago they coned off an entire lane for about 2 kms before roadworks began and made it 40km the whole way. I think it was for bridge works just outside of Bunbury. Then, just to be arseholes, cops parked up about 3/4 of the way through so when people got the shits and sped up because there was no actual work around they got pinged.
    If you know the rules and regs its near impossible to book someone for such, 99% of roadside signage is wrong and will not stand up to a court,
    Cops get away with our lethargy and ignorance as much on their side as crispy creams are.
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    those were the days, loan up & go wherever

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    Quote Originally Posted by gareth_oau View Post
    I don't understand why the normal speed limit doesn't resume until around 500m after the roadworks have finished.

    why not say 10m?

    are they worried that I'm so traumatised by the roadworks that its going to take me another 490m to recover sufficiently before I can resume normal speed duties?
    There was a time when they were actually required to put signs up advising of the speed limit returning to normal, now they usually just leave it signless till the next regular speed sign
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