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    Whenever I feel sad..

    https://youtu.be/RM8EVIbNxk4

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    take that latte sipping, Louis Vuitton belt wearing classic retro riding hipster yuppies! (dam that guys is on the scooter lol)






    Honey! im home!
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    One owner. Only driven gently on Sundays. Sold to best offer. First to see will buy. Reward offered for safe return. Coming soon to a cinema near you. Available for a limited time only.

    My waterbed broke this morning. Oh, I don't have a waterbed. Bugger.
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    The correct number of bikes to own = N + 1, where N is the current number of bikes you own.
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    ducati fan boys be like

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    The correct number of bikes to own = N + 1, where N is the current number of bikes you own.

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    Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.

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    Had a call the other day advising they were ringing about a car accident I had this year and a pending court action. It went along the lines of;
    "Which accident"
    "How many have you had?"
    "I had four cars and three motorbikes in my name earlier this year and have a lot of accidents, which one in particular?"
    "Um, we'll get back to you"

    They rang again today.
    "Ringing about the accident you had"
    "Yep I remember that one."
    "It was your fault"
    "I'd dispute that, the kangaroo ran into me"
    "What is that?"
    "A kangaroo, it's an animal"
    "Well the animal is injured and it's parents are wanting compensation"
    "It's more than injured mate, it's dead"
    "They are chasing $20k-$25k compensation"
    "Do they want cash, a cheque or just give me their bank details?"
    "Um, we'll call you back"

    I am hanging for the next round.
    They hung a sign up in our town "If you live it up, you won't live it down"-Tom Waits
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    We get these every week at work so now put them through to our receptionist who plays along and goes to town on them while we all listen
    Knowledge without mileage equals bullshit.

    "The feelings mutual so kindly fuck off"

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    Quote Originally Posted by chew View Post
    Had a call the other day advising they were ringing about a car accident I had this year and a pending court action. It went along the lines of;
    "Which accident"
    "How many have you had?"
    "I had four cars and three motorbikes in my name earlier this year and have a lot of accidents, which one in particular?"
    "Um, we'll get back to you"

    They rang again today.
    "Ringing about the accident you had"
    "Yep I remember that one."
    "It was your fault"
    "I'd dispute that, the kangaroo ran into me"
    "What is that?"
    "A kangaroo, it's an animal"
    "Well the animal is injured and it's parents are wanting compensation"
    "It's more than injured mate, it's dead"
    "They are chasing $20k-$25k compensation"
    "Do they want cash, a cheque or just give me their bank details?"
    "Um, we'll call you back"

    I am hanging for the next round.
    Next time, ask if it was the accident in which you died.

    Can't pay them money if you're dead.
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    My waterbed broke this morning. Oh, I don't have a waterbed. Bugger.
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    this is by far the sickest video i have seen all year

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    towing my 2.5 Plus tonne 7 series into the a garage with a 200kg TRX300

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    so after all my twitter trolling finally got a bite, from the lord Mayor no less!

    Last edited by Hillz; 11-12-2017 at 03:55 PM.
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    send her a travel voucher to Iraq !...one way....

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    new nike rare max

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    and this i found funny, abo leggin it from BWS mundaring with jacks in hand
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    So who's gonna be Lisa?

    Presidential elections: "It smells funny in there"
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    He wasn't insured either
    "Some people are like clouds. When they disappear it's a beautiful day"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hillz View Post
    if all that was you could see were those legs - you could still identify them

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    "Some people are like clouds. When they disappear it's a beautiful day"

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    "Some people are like clouds. When they disappear it's a beautiful day"

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