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    They hung a sign up in our town "If you live it up, you won't live it down"-Tom Waits
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    nah guys say lets take it easy today boys.. then as soon as the wheels roll death race mode activates, its not our fault its in the dna

    even worse on the dirt, if you fall off its just pain, laughter and 3 cubes of roost as ya mates go by
    "It’s not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen would."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phildo View Post
    This is the biggest problem with this “metoo” shit women love to test men, break their balls and play mind games. If you don’t pick up their shit signals and make a move then your a soft cock.

    The signal I got was “I prefer if you never speak to me again” next time I saw her “Fuck off” then had her ex tell me she loves me

    Same thing happened to a psb member I wasn’t there but from his post basically f*ck off so he got her number off a friend now their married.

    Or even as apprentice one of the guys playing football was telling us how one chick wanted to do the whole football team and lucky for them they recorded it cause she changed her mind and went to the police saying she was raped.

    There is even a app now for relationships agreements
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    Q: How many MOP's does it take to change a light bulb?

    A: Just one, though the phone will need to download/install the "how to change a lightbulb" app before assigning the task to it's meat puppet.

    Q: How does a male MOP find it's penis?

    A: The phone uses the "iMagnify" app to spot the flesh coloured pube.

    Q: Why did the MOP cross the road?

    A: Because the phone wanted to get to the other side.

    Q: How often does a MOP need an upgrade?

    A: Never. Apparently meat puppets can last up to 100 years.

    Q: What is the difference between a person and an MOP?

    A: The person will find these jokes amusing.

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    this guy is a bit of a fucking joke now, maybe he can go cry with Adam goodes

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hillz View Post
    this guy is a bit of a fucking joke now
    Always was.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hillz View Post
    this guy is a bit of a fucking joke now.......

    Aww c'mon he had a rough childhood and comes from a low socioeconomic area.... where all he could do was hang at the gym and beat people up.

    At least he's good at one thing....
    " Imagination is the seed of life..."

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    WTF is Danny Green doing on reality TV shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AZAZL View Post
    WTF is Danny Green doing on reality TV shit.
    Why..?

    'Cause an underperforming brainstorm program has to occasionally dredge the bottom of the barrel to attempt to gratify viewers with a passing interest in the protagonists.

    Did you say reality TV..? this shit is not even close to reality......wtf??

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    Quote Originally Posted by AZAZL View Post
    WTF is Danny Green doing on reality TV shit.
    Why..?

    'Cause an under performing brainstorm program,close to failure... has to occasionally dredge the bottom of the barrel to attempt to gratify viewers with a passing interest in the protagonists.

    Did you say reality TV..? this shit is not even close to reality......wtf??

    EDIT needed 2xposting for emphasis and nhl fight for realism...ammidooinitrite?
    " Imagination is the seed of life..."
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    my kids love that shit, and danny green is a midland legend! 6056 click boi!! haha
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    Quote Originally Posted by GsxInShed View Post
    Why..?

    'Cause an underperforming brainstorm program has to occasionally dredge the bottom of the barrel to attempt to gratify viewers with a passing interest in the protagonists.

    Did you say reality TV..? this shit is not even close to reality......wtf??

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    Why..?

    'Cause an under performing brainstorm program,close to failure... has to occasionally dredge the bottom of the barrel to attempt to gratify viewers with a passing interest in the protagonists.

    Did you say reality TV..? this shit is not even close to reality......wtf??

    EDIT needed 2xposting for emphasis and nhl fight for realism...ammidooinitrite?
    Mea culpa. yes. Unreality TV.


    Quote Originally Posted by Hillz View Post
    my kids love that shit, and danny green is a midland legend! 6056 click boi!! haha
    I fail. No TV but curious. Visions of punchups.
    We have a gene for gossip.
    We have a gene for superstition.
    We have a gene for jumping to conclusions and making fools of ourselves
    but we have no gene for science.
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    They hung a sign up in our town "If you live it up, you won't live it down"-Tom Waits

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    Required reading 🤣🤣

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hillz View Post
    my kids love that shit, and danny green is a midland legend! 6056 click boi!! haha

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    I reckon they stuck Danny in there just to give Mundine the shits


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    Some people are like slinkies, dont do much but are fun to push down stairs.

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    "It’s not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen would."
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    OMG lol imagine rollin in your lambo then highway patrol signal for a race lol

    typical Florida

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    Fuck yeah!!

    They hung a sign up in our town "If you live it up, you won't live it down"-Tom Waits
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