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    Quote Originally Posted by Hillz View Post


    man builds "Deathkart" dies in crash
    m mmmph.. 'Honda Civic' ...........'no headlights' that would explain the front end damage...
    " Imagination is the seed of life..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by GsxInShed View Post
    m mmmph.. 'Honda Civic' ...........'no headlights' that would explain the front end damage...
    It has (had?) all lights and signals required in that state.

    It was bending up the cage out of exhaust tube that did him in.
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    Why be a cunt about it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Commander Keen View Post
    It has (had?) all lights and signals required in that state.

    It was bending up the cage out of exhaust tube that did him in.
    Ohhh ok..

    I thought the neg G was to blame ....
    " Imagination is the seed of life..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hillz View Post


    man builds "Deathkart" dies in crash
    Boy, those newscasters sure do talk a lot...

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    Fucking Lloyd Rayney, what ever you view of the man is the state prosecutors must pee their pants when he walks in the room.. Perth's own Harvey Specter

    he's god dam gangsta, i want to be his apprentice and become a master at sticking it to the man... no lube for them, just ram it in & make them say they love it

    https://www.perthnow.com.au/news/wa/...-ng-b88828167z
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    ^^^ Guarantee a 'Rainey sized' compensation payout for the Lee brothers...then..? ^^^
    " Imagination is the seed of life..."

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    Not sure if this goes here
    Rio V16 GM runaway....
    Boooooooooooom!!!!!

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    " Imagination is the seed of life..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by GsxInShed View Post
    Not sure if this goes here
    Rio V16 GM runaway....
    Boooooooooooom!!!!!

    Sent from my Redmi Note 4X using Tapatalk
    Saw a Dash 7 up close do the same thing in the Hedland loco shed, was like a volcano shooting molten metal through the roof
    Knowledge without mileage equals bullshit.

    "The feelings mutual so kindly fuck off"

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    Quote Originally Posted by GsxInShed View Post
    Not sure if this goes here
    Rio V16 GM runaway....
    Boooooooooooom!!!!!

    Sent from my Redmi Note 4X using Tapatalk
    Looks like someone left the rack set tool in for start-up

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    That donk took 2 1/2 hrs to die..at the end it sounded like a steel bucket full of bolts being smashed against a flyscreen security door..and we were 1500m away

    Turbo seal fail....250 odd cars just back from Pana....cleared the bunker...the went full retard in the yard.....the first 15 mins that motor was on valve bounce..

    I hear they hold about 100L engine oil... it consumed every last drop.....then stopped like it had been dropped from space.

    The smoke settled....when the wind changed....you could taste metal (like off a grinding wheel ) and smell white hot steel and electrical insulation....it took breath away...

    And I still felt sick the day after...
    " Imagination is the seed of life..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by GsxInShed View Post
    I hear they hold about 100L engine oil... it consumed every last drop.....
    4000Hp engine, missing a zero off that capacity

    Not sure if the link will work
    https://m.facebook.com/story.php?sto...056383%2F&_rdr
    Last edited by Geeman; 08-06-2018 at 07:37 AM.
    Knowledge without mileage equals bullshit.

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    That's GOLD!!!!!

    "A fire in one of it's trains...."

    I had the rubes at work search bukfarce for that pic...and as usual they couldn't find it...FFS I can't see the entire vid ...but the first pic says it all

    I was boom testing at 70 odd feet and a drop deck rolled into the yard ( rio ) behind us.. with a long motor in white plastic shrink wrap...had a fap right there ..
    " Imagination is the seed of life..."

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    death isnt funny etc

    https://www.perthnow.com.au/news/per...-ng-b88864361z

    but farkenhell a black guy in a car chasing a white kid on a dirt bike... welcome to the up side down
    "Itís not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen would."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hillz View Post
    death isnt funny etc

    https://www.perthnow.com.au/news/per...-ng-b88864361z

    but farkenhell a black guy in a car chasing a white kid on a dirt bike... welcome to the up side down
    Waits for the white family to trash the suburb and demand for the bloke to be strung up Oh wait it's not Kalgoorlie
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    i'll pretend you didn't know she was 13

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    What a horrible last ride. He would have had no idea why a maniac was chasing him. No remorse from the scumbag driver and his gutless passengers despite the lawyer trick of the driver wanting to sit down with family.

    Yeah the ironic contrast really is a sick joke. Can't make this shit up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AZAZL View Post
    What a horrible last ride. He would have had no idea why a maniac was chasing him.
    Sounds like you're describing modern WAPOL public engagement.
    Trying to think of a wise and sincere signature quote, but the only words that leap to mind are, "TITTY SPRINKLES"

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    worst coach ever!!

    and the worst ball ever!!


    i was going to buy this ball at $200 a pop, since my 2002 world cup ball was stolen late at night walking across garrett rd bridge. but i think i will wait another 4 years
    Last edited by Hillz; 22-06-2018 at 12:32 PM.
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    I thought the joke was just going to be Soccer...
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    Quote Originally Posted by boeman View Post
    I thought the joke was just going to be Soccer...
    It's an oldie but a goodie.

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    Had to laugh at the Poppo's expense the other day.

    I was rolling thru a 40kmh school zone on Beach road headed east, usual officer at the far end wearing spot em a mile away flouro jacket.
    Officer see's the murdercyclist in the left lane so keeps his speed gun aimed firmly on me, all while a landcruiser blasts past at about 70kmh in the right hand lane.

    Officer finally realises that the murdercyclist isn't going to go over 40kmh, looks up from his revenue raiser, spots the landcruiser, but it's too late, landcruiser has spotted the flouro jacket wearing officer, jumped on the anchors and is doing 40kmh before the officer can get a reading with the revenue raiser.

    Too bad, so sad Poppo!
    Last edited by Cone Cat; 26-06-2018 at 12:20 PM.
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