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    Quote Originally Posted by boeman View Post
    I thought the joke was just going to be Soccer...
    It's an oldie but a goodie.

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    Had to laugh at the Poppo's expense the other day.

    I was rolling thru a 40kmh school zone on Beach road headed east, usual officer at the far end wearing spot em a mile away flouro jacket.
    Officer see's the murdercyclist in the left lane so keeps his speed gun aimed firmly on me, all while a landcruiser blasts past at about 70kmh in the right hand lane.

    Officer finally realises that the murdercyclist isn't going to go over 40kmh, looks up from his revenue raiser, spots the landcruiser, but it's too late, landcruiser has spotted the flouro jacket wearing officer, jumped on the anchors and is doing 40kmh before the officer can get a reading with the revenue raiser.

    Too bad, so sad Poppo!
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    A young Sydney woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the harbour.


    Just before she could throw herself from the docks, a handsome young man stopped her.


    Hi "You have so much to live for," said the man.


    "I'm a sailor, and we are off to Italy tomorrow. I can stow you away on my ship.


    I'll take care of you, bring you food every day and keep you happy."

    With nothing to lose, combined with the fact that she had always wanted to go to Italy , the woman accepted.

    That night the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a small but comfortable compartment in the hold.

    From then on, every night he would bring her three sandwiches, a bottle of red wine and make love to her until dawn.

    Two weeks later she was discovered by the captain during a routine inspection.

    "What are you doing here?" asked the captain

    "I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she replied. "He brings me food and I get a free trip to Italy ."

    "I see," the captain said.

    Her conscience got the best of her and she added, "Plus, he's screwing me."

    "He certainly is," replied the captain.


    "This is the Manly Ferry."
    I wont be back regards james.
    Tim please close this llbuono account.
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    decent whip.. o wait
    "Itís not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen would."
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    "Itís not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen would."

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    when you take a wrong turn & end up in china town

    "Itís not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen would."
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    drivers these days are getting ridiculous :-)

    "Itís not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen would."

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    Only in America ...



    Well played Sacha, if only it weren't so easy.

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    does it get any funnier than this?

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BlmZF4Pg...wheeliefactory
    "Itís not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen would."

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    One owner. Only driven gently on Sundays. Sold to best offer. First to see will buy. Reward offered for safe return. Coming soon to a cinema near you. Available for a limited time only.

    My waterbed broke this morning. Oh, I don't have a waterbed. Bugger.
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    For the uninitiated, Peter Russell Clarke was a TV chef in the 80's, he hosted a 5 minute cooking show on the ABC called come and get it, here's some bloopers :

    DO NOT TOUCH - Probably the most unsettling thing to read in braille.
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