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    Quote Originally Posted by boeman View Post
    I thought the joke was just going to be Soccer...
    It's an oldie but a goodie.

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    Had to laugh at the Poppo's expense the other day.

    I was rolling thru a 40kmh school zone on Beach road headed east, usual officer at the far end wearing spot em a mile away flouro jacket.
    Officer see's the murdercyclist in the left lane so keeps his speed gun aimed firmly on me, all while a landcruiser blasts past at about 70kmh in the right hand lane.

    Officer finally realises that the murdercyclist isn't going to go over 40kmh, looks up from his revenue raiser, spots the landcruiser, but it's too late, landcruiser has spotted the flouro jacket wearing officer, jumped on the anchors and is doing 40kmh before the officer can get a reading with the revenue raiser.

    Too bad, so sad Poppo!
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    A young Sydney woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the harbour.


    Just before she could throw herself from the docks, a handsome young man stopped her.


    Hi "You have so much to live for," said the man.


    "I'm a sailor, and we are off to Italy tomorrow. I can stow you away on my ship.


    I'll take care of you, bring you food every day and keep you happy."

    With nothing to lose, combined with the fact that she had always wanted to go to Italy , the woman accepted.

    That night the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a small but comfortable compartment in the hold.

    From then on, every night he would bring her three sandwiches, a bottle of red wine and make love to her until dawn.

    Two weeks later she was discovered by the captain during a routine inspection.

    "What are you doing here?" asked the captain

    "I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she replied. "He brings me food and I get a free trip to Italy ."

    "I see," the captain said.

    Her conscience got the best of her and she added, "Plus, he's screwing me."

    "He certainly is," replied the captain.


    "This is the Manly Ferry."
    I wont be back regards james.
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    decent whip.. o wait
    "Itís not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen would."
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    "Itís not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen would."

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    when you take a wrong turn & end up in china town

    "Itís not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen would."
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    drivers these days are getting ridiculous :-)

    "Itís not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen would."

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    Only in America ...



    Well played Sacha, if only it weren't so easy.

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    does it get any funnier than this?

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BlmZF4Pg...wheeliefactory
    "Itís not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen would."

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    One owner. Only driven gently on Sundays. Sold to best offer. First to see will buy. Reward offered for safe return. Coming soon to a cinema near you. Available for a limited time only.

    My waterbed broke this morning. Oh, I don't have a waterbed. Bugger.
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    For the uninitiated, Peter Russell Clarke was a TV chef in the 80's, he hosted a 5 minute cooking show on the ABC called come and get it, here's some bloopers :

    DO NOT TOUCH - Probably the most unsettling thing to read in braille.
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    im not liking all these Triton drivers doing stupid things lately, we will be labeled like Florida man... #Tritondriver
    "Itís not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen would."
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    "Station: BAD OPS 2"

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    2.20 - 2.40 is the funny bit

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRVGt0lYfLQ

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    "Itís not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen would."
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    100% accurate. I still laugh to myself every time I go past the pedestrian overpass at Shepperton Rd & Mint St.
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    you reckon the stadium foot bridge is old enough to use as a motard crossing yet? haha
    "Itís not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen would."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hillz View Post
    you reckon the stadium foot bridge is old enough to use as a motard crossing yet? haha
    What's age got to do with anything?

    Pretty sure a prominent PSBer wheelied the GFF tunnel as it was officially opened.
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    An elderly golfer comes in after a good round of golf at the new course and heads straight to the bar/restaurant area of the club house. As he passes through the swinging doors, he spots a sign hanging over the bar that reads:

    COLD BEER : $5.00
    HAMBURGER : $10.00
    CHEESEBURGER : $15.50
    CHICKEN SANDWICH : $18.50
    HAND JOB : $250.00



    Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary money, the old golfer walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender who is serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled golfers. She glides down behind the bar to the old golfer.

    "Yes?" she inquires with a wide, knowing smile. "May I help you sir?"

    The old golfer leans over the bar and whispers, "I was wondering young lady, are you the one who gives the hand-jobs around here?"

    She looks into his wrinkled eyes and with a wide smile purrs, "Yes sir, I sure am."

    The old golfer leans in even closer and into her left ear says softly, "Well then, be sure to wash your hands because I want a cheeseburger."
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