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    For those with a dirty mind




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    You need to Fank it ....maaaaaaaaaaaaaaate.
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    This should be funny for at least the next 24 hours
    Top three reasons my jokes are like immunisations: (1) I think they make the world a better place (2) They sometimes sting a little (3) Not enough people get them.
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    noice
    " Imagination is the seed of life..."

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    Last edited by Deborah; 07-11-2018 at 09:12 PM.
    Top three reasons my jokes are like immunisations: (1) I think they make the world a better place (2) They sometimes sting a little (3) Not enough people get them.
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    edit
    " Imagination is the seed of life..."

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    I believe the technical term is your safe is rooted ....


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    over 1M to pull a phone out her vag... i could've done it for free lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hillz View Post


    over 1M to pull a phone out her vag... i could've done it for free lol
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    1.16Mill USD.!?!!!?????

    ..Could'a made a whole new woman with a phone proof vag....for that......
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hillz View Post


    over 1M to pull a phone out her vag... i could've done it for free lol

    And this is why society is going down the drain. Because no fuck take responsibility for for there own stupid actions. I’m mean how dumb can ya be? And I’m also guessing her vibrator batteries where dead and she was very horny.

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    mmmmmmm How dumb , indeed...

    Lucky she didn't have an iPhone...
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    Hahaha you would have to call it the “Vphone”

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    Seriously, it's not her fault. I'm just about willing to bet my left nut that there were no safety instructions that warned against inserting the phone into a vagina. So how was she to know?
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    Yeh!!

    It was a Vag Phone v6.

    Latest and greatest...the idea is to NOT get your girlfriend to push it in with her foot... or so I hear.
    " Imagination is the seed of life..."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hillz View Post
    over 1M to pull a phone out her vag... i could've done it for free lol
    She should have stuck to the S6 rather than the Note, obviously heard Ryan could hide one and figured she'd do the same

    I'm guessing her cell phone provider wasn't Virgin Mobile
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    She’s lucky it wasn’t one of those exploding Samsung’s Hahahaha Hahahaha it be the last exploding orgasm for her

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    Assault with Battery...?

    I hope no one sues 'Bandcamp...'
    " Imagination is the seed of life..."
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    DANGER!!!!

    Copycat alert..

    great publicity for Samsung....maybe?
    " Imagination is the seed of life..."

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    Plot thickens as it turns out the phone was still in its original packaging with the charger and battery.

    She was able to remove the hands free kit though.
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