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Thread: The "pub chat" thread. *NSFW*

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    Quote Originally Posted by agrid View Post
    The time for peaceful resolution has passed. Chuck some Pulvinaria hydrangeae over her fence.
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    I'm guessing she is probably an old gardener from way back, that she remembers the flowers she used to grow in years gone by. Unfortunately her memory has probably, over the many years since her glass house was destroyed in the storm, enhanced the actual beauty of the flowers until she now believes she was of exceptional growing ability.

    Since she has apparently taken up growing again in earnest, it could well be not long before her memory of blue ribbons once won lead her to attempt to replicate past glories of Hydrangea quercefolia, at which point she may well come unstuck. If you believe the statistics published by the Royal Society this happens quite a bit.
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    Uh huh, ok, i see, how does that make you feel? Well im thinking its not her hydrangea thats the problem maybe its her other bush that she really needs attending. Im not being dissmissive but you know the whole " woman scorned" thing, you met, there was no action, dare say this may have been repeated across the online hydrangea community, she feels shes not worthy or been rejected, or her 25 cats ran away. Maybe she misunderstood the advice and took the acid and didnt put it on the flowers?

    Maybe shes just a cunt.

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    Maybe she's a He.....

    If not--- any generic topical herbicide will make the point moot.
    " Imagination is the seed of life..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by agrid View Post
    The time for peaceful resolution has passed. Chuck some Pulvinaria hydrangeae over her fence.
    Winner winner chicken dinner.

    You sir, are frightening.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MikeL View Post
    I'm guessing she is probably an old gardener from way back, that she remembers the flowers she used to grow in years gone by. Unfortunately her memory has probably, over the many years since her glass house was destroyed in the storm, enhanced the actual beauty of the flowers until she now believes she was of exceptional growing ability.

    Since she has apparently taken up growing again in earnest, it could well be not long before her memory of blue ribbons once won lead her to attempt to replicate past glories of Hydrangea quercefolia, at which point she may well come unstuck. If you believe the statistics published by the Royal Society this happens quite a bit.
    Yes, white may have been popular last century but time stops for no hydrangea.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GsxInShed View Post
    Maybe she's a He.....

    If not--- any generic topical herbicide will make the point moot.
    Do we have to go that far? In this case, only blackberry poison would work and alas, you can't 'over the counter' it any more.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Heretic View Post
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    Maybe shes just a cunt.

    Some people just cant be reasoned with or bargained with and you should avoid these people at all costs 👍
    and here's where we end up. The best response to a stalker is no response.

    A merry Christmas and happy new year to all. Thanks pub!
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    Thanks AZAZL , I got well and truly sucked in by the cunt , hope he sleeps well .......
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    "How many Facebook group members does it take to change a spark plug?🤓

    1 to change the spark plug and to post that spark plug has been changed.

    14 to share similar experiences of changing spark plugs and how the spark plug could have been changed differently.

    7 to caution about the dangers of changing spark plugs.

    27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing spark plugs.

    15 know-it-alls who claim *they* were in the industry, and that "spark plug" is an electrical device threaded into the cylinder of an internal-combustion engine to ignite the fuel mixture by producing timed sparks between electrodes.

    2 to post that this group is not about spark plugs and to please take this discussion to a spark plug group.

    27 to defend the posting to this group saying that we all use spark plugs and therefore the posts *are* relevant to this group.

    16 to debate which method of changing spark plugs is superior, where to buy the best spark plugs, what brand of spark plugs work best for this technique, and what brands are faulty.

    2 to post URL's where one can see examples of different spark plugs.

    12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the spark plug controversy.

    4 to suggest that posters request the spark plugs FAQ.

    16 to post "F".

    44 to ask what is a "F"?

    4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

    3 to say "do a Google search on spark plugs before posting questions about spark plugs".

    14 to post photos of spark plugs they own.

    1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again...."
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    ^^^ What's 'Facebook..' ?^^^
    " Imagination is the seed of life..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by agrid View Post
    27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing spark plugs.
    That should read "27 to point out spelling/grammatical errors in posts about changing spark plugs."
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    this mofo just books out.. bet max wrist went home & cried to his mum after this one haha

    dude in front has strong corner game
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    Hey Pub, this is very topical.

    Many victims have come forward to hold Craig McLachlan to account for a terrible crime...




    Life sentence would be too kind.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skut View Post
    Hey Pub, this is very topical.

    Many victims have come forward to hold Craig McLachlan to account for a terrible crime...




    Life sentence would be too kind.
    Let's just hear Mona's side of the story first...
    " Imagination is the seed of life..."

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    Is Kylie on of them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hillz View Post


    this mofo just books out.. bet max wrist went home & cried to his mum after this one haha

    dude in front has strong corner game
    That's coz max wrist is another typical motovlogger who is all show and no go. He's more concerned with going knee down than actually going fast through corners. Not a fan of his shit. You could tell the guy in front could handle a bike though, he was confident AF
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    In sterquiliniis invenitur.

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    Hey pub, looking for recommendations of somewhere that holds ultimate beginner mechanical bike workshops? Take care of your bike and simple maintenance kinda thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GsxInShed View Post
    Let's just hear Mona's side of the story first...
    Hey can't be too bad if she's Moaning
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    Is that guy from the 'rocky horrific show' in lockup for sex crimes yet..?
    " Imagination is the seed of life..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by agrid View Post
    Fuck that bunch of old unionists cunts
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