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Thread: People who you would like to punch in the face:

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    Quote Originally Posted by TurboR1 View Post
    People who take a hacksaw to their rear guard, as opposed to buying a proper fender eliminator.
    People who install a fender eliminator and 1/2 arse the indicators.
    People who do shitty DIY angel eye installs and then don't put the headlights back together properly. And again 1/2 arse the wiring.
    People who are colour blind and use red anodised parts, which fade to pink in on afternoon of sunshine, on a bike with no red on it in the first place.
    People who use shifting spanners on rear axle nuts, and take chunks out of the swingarm in the process. (actually people who use shifting spanners on anything).
    Shit, that doesn't leave many left...
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    i think most people would be guilty of the ol shifter on the swingarm when they have given up looking for the correct spanner because the work bench hasn't been sorted in 6 weeks
    "Itís not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen would."

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    Quote Originally Posted by TurboR1 View Post
    In no order of preference;

    People who take a hacksaw to their rear guard, as opposed to buying a proper fender eliminator.
    People who install a fender eliminator and 1/2 arse the indicators.
    People who do shitty DIY angel eye installs and then don't put the headlights back together properly. And again 1/2 arse the wiring.
    People who are colour blind and use red anodised parts, which fade to pink in on afternoon of sunshine, on a bike with no red on it in the first place.
    People who use shifting spanners on rear axle nuts, and take chunks out of the swingarm in the process. (actually people who use shifting spanners on anything).

    It's all tacky shit, that devalues the bike more than it adds to it. Especially when it's done at the expense of looking after important stuff, such as brakes, paint finish, basic corrosion prevention, fork seals and chain and sprocket care.

    That would save someone like myself a few hundred $$ and several days swearing in the garage, cursing the previous owner and undoing his/her idea of "modifying"

    Some cunts shouldn't be allowed to own bikes.
    Motor cycle masters in Kewdale had a heap of good swing arms when I was doing mine.

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    This vv CUNT

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    Quote Originally Posted by Para045 View Post
    This vv CUNT

    Mr 30kph? I'll join the queue.

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    Quote Originally Posted by D996R View Post
    Mr 30kph? I'll join the queue.
    Thatís going to be the longest que ever!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CbrRider81 View Post
    Thatís going to be the longest que ever!!!!
    The longest what ever?

    See what I did there....

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    Quote Originally Posted by pnork View Post
    The longest what ever?

    See what I did there....


    Hahahaha yep I see my spelling is rong lol
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    the white girl in this video.. if you have to look up the definition of discrimination read it and then say its wrong then you need a good hit.

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    Love those sort of conversations, that go deep into areas where most people feel uncomfortable and their only valid argument against any of it is "they don't like it", or it "offends them".

    The majority of my conversations seem to be that, come to think of it.
    Trying to think of a wise and sincere signature quote, but the only words that leap to mind are, "TITTY SPRINKLES"
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    Andrew Gaff 😂
    If I decked him in the street I'd be up for assault. Game or not it's still assault.
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    Quote Originally Posted by devolved
    I just crashed into a schoolbus full of kiddies, killed them all, raped them, set them on fire and now I'm pissing on their charred remains.

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    People who don't vaccinate their children, the whole lot of them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by boeman View Post
    People who don't vaccinate their children, the whole lot of them.
    Pro-tip; tape your fists, you gonna be busy.
    They hung a sign up in our town "If you live it up, you won't live it down"-Tom Waits
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    Quote Originally Posted by boeman View Post
    People who don't vaccinate their children, the whole lot of them.
    Trying to think of a wise and sincere signature quote, but the only words that leap to mind are, "TITTY SPRINKLES"
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